Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Woodwork

I have been writing on my travelbolognie.blogspot.com website, but here and there, I come across something that just makes me write about something other than travel.

You might think that Arnold Schwarzenegger only had one illegitimate child, Austria, but reports are out and turns our he's back- in the news.

You work for a wealthy celebrity family for 20 years. You give birth to a child made up of the filthy rich Father’s filthy sperm and over ten years later, you are sitting on the floor with a tiny tv on top of a box around Christmas time. This is your legacy.


When I masturbate about breaking up the homes of powerful men, I almost always get some furniture out of the deal before I cum. What is wrong with this woman that this is where she is in life? I am not saying that the man has no role in this, but what the fuck is wrong with women? Why don’t we respect ourselves and each other enough to honor something as sacred as a political marriage, or if we don't, advance our own place in life ass a result?! (see what I did there, with "ass"?) This woman lives in Bakersfield for Christ's sake!

Also, the photos of her and her son are all over her Myspace page. That’s news also, Myspace still exists and this is it’s demographic: desperate home-wreckers. I think that Myspace should sue this woman for tarnishing their image... they might get a box or a 10 year old out of the deal.

Clearly money was not the motive, or she spent it all on a sugar tooth, but why? WHY WHY WHY WHYWHY exploit yourself and your son to this publicity on MYSPACE?! The thing is, she looks awful in her behavior, but Arnold looks like a regular guy and will go on to make movies again, because this is just an image blip for him. Reminds me of when Hugh Grant cheated on Elizabeth Hurley with a Beverly Hills prostitute in the back of a car and was arrested in 1995:

Hugh went on to have a successful career, just like Arnold will and these women will barely get by until they die. I can’t put my finger on it, but something is wrong.

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